Funny Tweets by Designers that came my way

"Who shot the serif?"
"Ahh..my head is hurting from exhausting every almost creative drop from my brain today..."
"I'm on a superfast, wood-paneled starship to cupcake heaven"
"Helvetical pimping up Google"
"Facebook now has 'widowed' as a choice for relationship status"
"When the day comes to vote for a new dog catcher, @chickenjohn is your man "